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2010-06-14T04:35:00.000-07:00

Aimon and Natasha Lahore Girls!

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2010-03-15T22:57:00.000-07:00

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2010-02-06T20:23:00.000-08:00

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Tanhai ka sabab

2009-08-27T03:54:00.001-07:00

Mat Pooch Meri Tanhaai Ka Sabab Faraz……

Kaha Na! Mat Pooch Bas…

Sms Chanllenge for you

2009-08-27T03:53:00.002-07:00

Challenge For You:

Two Players are playing at 94 and 94 they needed 7 runs to win the match at 3 balls, At Last Wicket.

How Both Players complete their 100?

Hiraan na houn

2009-08-27T03:53:00.001-07:00

Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.

Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye…

GEO Wapda.

Pathan ka phadda

2009-08-27T03:52:00.000-07:00

Pathano ne phir Phadda daal dya hai
.
.
.
.
Kehte hai k 14 August “SAUDIA” k saath manaein gey….

Do you have

2009-08-27T03:51:00.002-07:00

Major Rohail: Do you have affair? I heard You saying, you love LUCKY.

Anti Misba: Idiot LUCKY is my

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Car speed

2009-08-27T03:51:00.001-07:00

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.

Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.

Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.

Mobile Phone Inventor DreamMobile Phone Inventor Dream

2009-08-27T03:50:00.001-07:00

Mobile ko Ejaad krne wale ka sapna tha k Duniya mai.

Har FAQEER or BHIKARI k haath me Bhi mobile ho.

MUBARAK Ho

Aap ne wo sapna such kr dikhaya.

Military Operation

2009-08-27T03:49:00.001-07:00

~Gurbat
~Bomb Blast
~Military Operations
~Load Shedding
Aur
~Terrorist Activities
Se Bach Jany Waly Tamam Bachay Khuchay Pakistaniyon ko

Advance 14 August Mubarak.

2nd largest muslim country after indonesia

2009-08-27T03:48:00.001-07:00

We are Pakistani

Only Official Muslim Nuclear Power(atom bomb).

2nd Largest Muslim Country after Indonesia.

3rd Largest Muslim Country by area after Sudan(2nd) and Kazakhstan(1st).

We were declared Islamic Republic on 23 March 1956.

Area: 803,940 km/sq
Coastline: 1046 km
Motto: Unity,Discipline & Faith

Proud to be Pakistani
Geo Azadi

Beti maa banoun ge

2009-08-27T03:47:00.000-07:00

Dad: beti tum bari ho k kia baoun gee?
Beti: maa banoun gee,
shadi karoun gee,
study karoun gee,
Dad: beti sub kuch karna laki tarteeb sahi rakhna

There r two kinds of People

2009-08-27T03:41:00.000-07:00

There r Two Kind
Of People In This World

1-Those Who Remember Names

2-Those Whose Names r Remembered

Choice Is Yours

Jazz Easy Load

2009-08-27T03:40:00.000-07:00

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy

Ghar main zabardasti

2009-08-27T03:38:00.000-07:00

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.

Kisi ne meri ek na suni.

Jate hove keh gae.

“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana.”

Sardar ka Dada

2009-08-27T03:37:00.000-07:00

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…

Be Khuloos logon se

2009-08-27T03:36:00.000-07:00

Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay

wishing you this ramzan

2009-08-27T03:35:00.002-07:00

He is the one GOD;
the Creator, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

Best Wishes on this Ramzan for you family

2009-08-27T03:35:00.001-07:00

Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
.
Ramadan Mubarak !!

Best Ramzan Quote

2009-08-27T03:33:00.001-07:00

Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

Today I pray for you

2009-08-27T03:32:00.002-07:00

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of allahâ€™s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
.
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
.
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Bad News Of Today

2009-08-27T03:32:00.001-07:00

Bad News:
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.

Because

Ab Main
“NEED 4 SPEED Underground” Khelon Ga.

Be Zabanoun ko jab woh zuban deta hai

2009-08-27T03:31:00.001-07:00

Be-Zabano ko jab woh zaban deta hai,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hai,

Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k Gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein Gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai.

Swimmer to his friend

2009-08-27T03:23:00.000-07:00

Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

Swimmer: Wo kese?
Friend: Q k Mujy swimming nhi ati.

Your school days

2009-08-27T03:22:00.002-07:00

If ever u start missing
Ur school days,
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, then
just
Open ur report cards
Sara Nasha Utar Jaega.

Tumhari shalwar

2009-08-27T03:22:00.001-07:00

Ussay kaha bhee tha tumhari shalwar bhatti hoi hai faraz

be ghairat muskura kay kehta hai holay holay say lagti hai hawa

Alvida keh dia humain

2009-08-27T03:19:00.000-07:00

Uss nay yeh soch kar alvida keh dia humain

yeh gareeb log hain muhbat kay siwa kia dain gay

This is Pakistan

2009-08-17T16:21:00.001-07:00

This is Pakistan

2nd largest Salt Mine
5th Largest Gold Mine
5th Largest Coal Reserves
7th Largest Copper Mine

2nd Largest Dam
3 Nuclear Reactor
5 Rivers

6th Largest Army
7th Nuclear Power
Strongest Muslim Army with Atom Bomb

7th Largest Rice Producer
8th Largest Wheat Producer

Proud To Be Pakistani

I am passionate

2009-08-17T16:20:00.001-07:00

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 61st Birth Day.
Its Apna Bharat

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Watan Hamara

2009-08-17T16:19:00.002-07:00

Watan Hamara Misaal Mohabat Ki,
Torta Hai Deewaar Nafrat Ki,
Meri Khush Naseebi,
Mili Zindagi Is Chaman Mein Bhula Na,
Sake Koi Iski Khushbo Saton Janam Mein.

Happy Independence Day!

Power that can stop you

2009-08-17T16:19:00.001-07:00

When you fall in love there is no power to stop you,

But only one power that can stop you?

Guess what????

“Abbey Di Juttian”…

World Red Rose

2009-08-17T16:18:00.000-07:00

Today Is World Red Rose Night.

If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

N See How Many Missed Call U Get

2 Heaping cups of Patience

2009-08-17T16:17:00.002-07:00

-Recipe Of Friendship-

2 Heaping Cups Of Patience
1 Heartful Of Love
2 Handfuls Of Generosity
1 Handful Of Understanding
A Dash Of Humour

Sprinkle Generously Wid Kindness & Plenty Of Faith
Mix Well
Spread Over A Period Of Life Time
Serve To Everyone You Meet (:

This is love is not it?

2009-08-17T16:17:00.001-07:00

This Is Love, Isn’t It?
When You Notice Someone’s Absence
And
Hate That Absence
More Than Anything?
More Even Than,
You Love His Presence… !

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2009-08-17T16:15:00.000-07:00

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There r two kinds of People

2009-08-17T12:51:00.000-07:00

There r Two Kind
Of People In This World

1-Those Who Remember Names

2-Those Whose Names r Remembered

Choice Is Yours